NT News
Australia
Barcola breaks duck with hat trick
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
The old bills
A dated record of earlier headline boards, kept so the room can remember which strange sentence got the laugh last time.
Record updated: 15 Oct 2026, 07:39 AM AEST
2026-10-15
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
20-year-old lost in Thailand after missing flight back to UK
The second half quietly trips over the first half.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
'I saw doctors about a mystery lump in my stomach - and gave birth a day later'
A mystery is doing a lot of work in a very small sentence.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Woman marries 18-year-old in record-breaking wedding with 78-year age gap
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
Say cheese! NASA reveals stunning image of giant 'cosmic smile' created by warped spacetime
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
2026-10-14
NT News
Australia
Minister downplays chaos after huge NT outage
The word chaos gives it open-mic energy.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
20-year-old lost in Thailand after missing flight back to UK
The second half quietly trips over the first half.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Woman marries 18-year-old in record-breaking wedding with 78-year age gap
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Amelia Earhart mystery 'could be solved in days' as team inspects 'plane-shaped object'
A mystery is doing a lot of work in a very small sentence.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
Say cheese! NASA reveals stunning image of giant 'cosmic smile' created by warped spacetime
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
2026-10-13
NT News
Australia
Minister downplays chaos after huge NT outage
The word chaos gives it open-mic energy.
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending October 10
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending October 11
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Politician Hitler Mussolini crowned mayor in bizarre democratic local result
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Expert settles debate on if cheese before bed causes nightmares
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
2026-10-12
NT News
Australia
‘You failed us’: Frydenberg’s shock new tell-all on Canberra’s chaos
The word chaos gives it open-mic energy.
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending October 10
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Politician Hitler Mussolini crowned mayor in bizarre democratic local result
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Passenger with 'unexplained bulge' had 10 live birds stuffed down his pants
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Expert settles debate on if cheese before bed causes nightmares
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
2026-10-11
NT News
Australia
‘You failed us’: Frydenberg’s shock new tell-all on Canberra’s chaos
The word chaos gives it open-mic energy.
NT News
Australia
Used car giant collapses, 90 workers sacked
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending October 10
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Politician Hitler Mussolini crowned mayor in bizarre democratic local result
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Passenger with 'unexplained bulge' had 10 live birds stuffed down his pants
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
2026-10-10
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Passenger with 'unexplained bulge' had 10 live birds stuffed down his pants
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Expert settles debate on if cheese before bed causes nightmares
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
200-year-old giant tortoise holds the key to humans living until the 2200s
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'Our 48 hours of passion was mind blowing – now mystery lover is blanking me'
A mystery is doing a lot of work in a very small sentence.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
Mars mystery solved: Scientists reveal the secret behind 'impossible' giant cloud that appears and vanishes every day
A mystery is doing a lot of work in a very small sentence.
2026-10-09
NT News
Australia
‘Compromised’ draft to cause chaos?
The word chaos gives it open-mic energy.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Passenger with 'unexplained bulge' had 10 live birds stuffed down his pants
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
200-year-old giant tortoise holds the key to humans living until the 2200s
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'Our 48 hours of passion was mind blowing – now mystery lover is blanking me'
A mystery is doing a lot of work in a very small sentence.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
Mars mystery solved: Scientists reveal the secret behind 'impossible' giant cloud that appears and vanishes every day
A mystery is doing a lot of work in a very small sentence.
2026-10-08
NT News
Australia
What fruit is an essential ingredient in banoffee pie?
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'I tried Bryan Johnson's bizarre biohacking treatments and am blown away by how good I feel'
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Nice biscuit lovers are just discovering correct pronunciation of their name
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
200-year-old giant tortoise holds the key to humans living until the 2200s
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'Our 48 hours of passion was mind blowing – now mystery lover is blanking me'
A mystery is doing a lot of work in a very small sentence.
2026-10-07
NT News
Australia
What fruit is an essential ingredient in banoffee pie?
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
I tried Wonka chocolate after its return 21 years later and 1 item was unbelievable
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'I tried Bryan Johnson's bizarre biohacking treatments and am blown away by how good I feel'
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Nice biscuit lovers are just discovering correct pronunciation of their name
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'Flat mate bonks in my bed and leaves pizza crusts and used condoms on my duvet'
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
2026-10-06
NT News
Australia
Should Kalyn Ponga have been sent to the sin bin?
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
NT News
Australia
Surprise picks in Kev’s world cup squad
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
I tried Wonka chocolate after its return 21 years later and 1 item was unbelievable
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'I tried Bryan Johnson's bizarre biohacking treatments and am blown away by how good I feel'
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'Flat mate bonks in my bed and leaves pizza crusts and used condoms on my duvet'
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
2026-10-05
NT News
Australia
‘Chaos’: Dad’s dark posts before horror
The word chaos gives it open-mic energy.
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending October 3
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
NT News
Australia
The police dog that caught one of Australia’s most wanted fugitives: David Raymond Pt. 1
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'I tried Bryan Johnson's bizarre biohacking treatments and am blown away by how good I feel'
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Holly Willoughby fans make awkward guess as they're asked who her mystery guest is
A mystery is doing a lot of work in a very small sentence.
2026-10-04
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending October 3
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
NT News
Australia
The police dog that caught one of Australia’s most wanted fugitives: David Raymond Pt. 1
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Holly Willoughby fans make awkward guess as they're asked who her mystery guest is
A mystery is doing a lot of work in a very small sentence.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'I stole a pizza delivery bike and turned down Alex Ferguson at 16 – but still played with Beckham'
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
Mysterious 'UFO' spotted on SpaceX livestream sparks wild alien theories: 'Looks like a mothership'
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
2026-10-03
NT News
Australia
Teen girls charged after allegedly flipping stolen car on Bolte Bridge
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Holly Willoughby fans make awkward guess as they're asked who her mystery guest is
A mystery is doing a lot of work in a very small sentence.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'I stole a pizza delivery bike and turned down Alex Ferguson at 16 – but still played with Beckham'
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
The sad truth behind ragebait vids of 'cake burgers' and 'ice cream chips' on Instagram
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
Mysterious 'UFO' spotted on SpaceX livestream sparks wild alien theories: 'Looks like a mothership'
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
2026-10-02
NT News
Australia
Police race to arrest couple over alleged stolen car
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Holly Willoughby fans make awkward guess as they're asked who her mystery guest is
A mystery is doing a lot of work in a very small sentence.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'I stole a pizza delivery bike and turned down Alex Ferguson at 16 – but still played with Beckham'
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
The sad truth behind ragebait vids of 'cake burgers' and 'ice cream chips' on Instagram
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
Mysterious 'UFO' spotted on SpaceX livestream sparks wild alien theories: 'Looks like a mothership'
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.