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"Caught me a little bit off guard"
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
The old bills
A dated record of earlier headline boards, kept so the room can remember which strange sentence got the laugh last time.
Record updated: 30 Aug 2026, 07:38 AM AEST
2026-08-30
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending August 29
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
NT News
Australia
Your weekend sorted: AFLW, giant picnics and live music
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
NT News
Australia
Whopping price tag for giant Northern Territory cattle station
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Major UK airport hit by water outage as passenger chaos erupts and toilets close
The word chaos gives it open-mic energy.
2026-08-29
NT News
Australia
Your weekend sorted: AFLW, giant picnics and live music
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Giant Ronnie O'Sullivan mural dubbed 'horrendous' as snooker star 'looks like a corpse'
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Odd detail in 1940s beach photo 'proves' time travel is real
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Bloke with no trousers on 'shoved carrot up his bum' at UK beauty spot
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
New York City 'mole people' spotted climbing out of sewers in weird new footage
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
2026-08-28
NT News
Australia
Teen charged with allegedly hitting woman, dog with stolen car gets bail
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Giant Ronnie O'Sullivan mural dubbed 'horrendous' as snooker star 'looks like a corpse'
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Bloke with no trousers on 'shoved carrot up his bum' at UK beauty spot
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
New York City 'mole people' spotted climbing out of sewers in weird new footage
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
US government hiding bodies of FOUR alien races, Pentagon's UFO scientist claims: 'I've seen the evidence'
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
2026-08-27
NT News
Australia
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel in the works
It reads like the setup to a very dry question.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
US government hiding bodies of FOUR alien races, Pentagon's UFO scientist claims: 'I've seen the evidence'
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Huge panther on loose is spotted in UK street as mum 'frightened to leave her home'
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
Mysterious 'lost continent' linked to alien beings may have finally been located
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
NASA Mars photo sparks claims of aliens on the Red Planet
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
2026-08-26
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending August 23
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Viral 'Cat in the Hat' TikTok videos sparks creepy trend
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
US government hiding bodies of FOUR alien races, Pentagon's UFO scientist claims: 'I've seen the evidence'
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Robot 'athlete' dubbed Usain Bot smashes Jamaican sprint legend's iconic 100m World Record
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
Mysterious 'lost continent' linked to alien beings may have finally been located
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
2026-08-25
NT News
Australia
Top banana: NT farmers’ battle after cyclones
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending August 23
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending August 22
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Viral 'Cat in the Hat' TikTok videos sparks creepy trend
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
US government hiding bodies of FOUR alien races, Pentagon's UFO scientist claims: 'I've seen the evidence'
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
2026-08-24
NT News
Australia
Top banana: NT farmers’ battle after cyclones
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending August 22
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Woman pulls dress out of charity shop bin and is staggered by true value
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Donald Trump says 'aliens are living in our oceans' according to his inner circle
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
US government hiding bodies of FOUR alien races, Pentagon's UFO scientist claims: 'I've seen the evidence'
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
2026-08-23
NT News
Australia
Top banana: NT farmers’ battle after cyclones
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
NT News
Australia
Why your Fiji flight now has a surprise stopover
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending August 22
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Woman pulls dress out of charity shop bin and is staggered by true value
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
US government hiding bodies of FOUR alien races, Pentagon's UFO scientist claims: 'I've seen the evidence'
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
2026-08-22
NT News
Australia
First look at Fast Eddie’s new pizza vending machine
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
NT News
Australia
Laughter Caught on Surveillance Video After Driver Smashes Expensive Mailbox
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Maya Jama turns heads in tiny bikini as she lets loose on birthday Ibiza bash
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Woman pulls dress out of charity shop bin and is staggered by true value
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Cops issue statement after Cat in the Hat-like character pictured terrorising streets
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
2026-08-21
NT News
Australia
‘You’re in the bin!’ Martin punished
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
NT News
Australia
Laughter Caught on Surveillance Video After Driver Smashes Expensive Mailbox
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Woman pulls dress out of charity shop bin and is staggered by true value
A household object has somehow reached the news desk.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
US government hiding bodies of FOUR alien races, Pentagon's UFO scientist claims: 'I've seen the evidence'
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
'Pond boy' submerged for five years after mystery skin condition diagnosis
A mystery is doing a lot of work in a very small sentence.
2026-08-20
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
US government hiding bodies of FOUR alien races, Pentagon's UFO scientist claims: 'I've seen the evidence'
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans: Scientists identify unusual fungi that contains an entirely new hallucinogenic compound
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Woman buys old camera from eBay and gets surprise when she turns it on
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Gigantic 182ft Virgin Mary statue taller than Christ the Redeemer appears outside tiny village
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Mum's holiday nightmare as 'flesh-eating' bug turns tiny cut into organ failure
The scale is doing deadpan comedy.
2026-08-19
NT News
Australia
‘Just slept through all that’: Handler’s bizarre Roe v Wade take raises eyebrows
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
NT News
Australia
Soccer star collapses, caught by teammate
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
US government hiding bodies of FOUR alien races, Pentagon's UFO scientist claims: 'I've seen the evidence'
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans: Scientists identify unusual fungi that contains an entirely new hallucinogenic compound
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
Woman buys old camera from eBay and gets surprise when she turns it on
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
2026-08-18
NT News
Australia
‘Just slept through all that’: Handler’s bizarre Roe v Wade take raises eyebrows
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
NT News
Australia
Soccer star collapses, caught by teammate
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
NT News
Australia
Darwin real estate: The latest auction and sales results for week ending August 16
It has the shape of a tiny adventure reported with a straight face.
Daily Star Weird News
United Kingdom
Bizarre mutant cow is born with two heads and eight legs as vets left stunned
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans: Scientists identify unusual fungi that contains an entirely new hallucinogenic compound
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
2026-08-17
NT News
Australia
‘Just slept through all that’: Handler’s bizarre Roe v Wade take raises eyebrows
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Mirror Weird News
United Kingdom
First chocolate bar made from entirely British-grown ingredients since 1932
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans: Scientists identify unusual fungi that contains an entirely new hallucinogenic compound
The headline is already trying not to laugh.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
Vatican may know scripture describes alien beings... and Bible expert reveals the hidden clues
A wonderfully specific detail has taken centre stage.
Daily Mail Science
United Kingdom
Tastes like home! First 100% British chocolate bar made since 1932 - using cocoa from Berkshire
A very ordinary object has wandered into serious news.